Fine Print - Peter M Richardson

Fine Print

A humor zine designed for offline consumption in a bite-sized PDF (less than two megabytes). View it in your browser, download it to your eReader, print it out on A5 sheets, share it with the world — it’s free. It’s on the web. What happens next is on you.

Volume 1 · ISSUE 1 ↗ · ISSUE 2 ↗ · ISSUE 3 ↗ · ISSUE 4 ↗

Volume 2 · ISSUE 1 ↗ · ISSUE 2 ↗ · SPECIAL ISSUE ↗ · ISSUE 4 ↗

Volume 3 · ISSUE 1 ↗

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Fine Print · Volume 3 · Issue 1

Christian Slater · The first glimpse of Christian Slater sent shivers down my spine; I forgot myself and went temporarily deaf as I swam in the bliss of his onscreen presence.

Give a Warm Welcome to My Next Guest · Horse McDermott has consulted many of his business partners through the process of filing chapter eleven bankruptcy.

Cover Letter & Resignation · It has been the privilege of a lifetime to labor tirelessly to meet weekly assignments, monthly goals, quarterly quotas, and yearly initiatives.

Review: Berlin on Fire · The only sexual chemistry in this show exists between my thumb and the Back button on the remote control.

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Fine Print · Volume 2 · Issue 4

A Phenomenon · What happened to a weary traveler on a remote stretch of highway at dawn?

Customs Questionnaire · ‘Use the space below to share a state or trade secret from your homeland.’

This Is My Last Will and Testament · ‘I am, regrettably, dead.’

Today in History · Part six of the groundbreaking factoid calendar.

Historical Society Tour · Isn’t it nice that the townsfolk of Arbor Heights built a museum to celebrate their past?

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Fine Print · Volume 2 · Special Issue

After a brief hiatus, Fine Print is back with a special issue which débuts a new kind of literature — a collision of high-concept fantasy and rock-hard science fiction. Prepare yourself for Nestworld Chronicles: Part I: Dark Satellite: A Blace Davidian Story for Young Readers.

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Fine Print · Volume 2 · Issue 2

My Response to Recent Allegations · Things started last December when a man on the street who identified himself as a circus master told me he had an emergency with an elephant.

Fifteen Near-Death Experiences · I was once hiking through the wilds of Uruguay when I came face to face with a rare anteater-eating ant.

An Olympic Skateboarding Primer · This quick introduction will have you ‘harshing your melon’ with the best of them (that’s skate lingo for ‘spectating’).

Articles I’d Actually Read in the New York Times · ‘How a Botanist with a Few Hours of Free Time Became a Former Botanist Awaiting Trial’

The Real Life of a Self-published Author · None of the self-publishing blogs predicted the real difficulties I’m facing.

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Fine Print · Volume 2 · Issue 1

I’m My Own Boss · No silly J-O-B can hold me down. I serve the almighty G-I-G.

A Glossary of Modern Slang · ‘Outdoorsy (adjective): a bland, uninteresting person.’

Brief News Update · A summation of all official reports indicates that the general situation of existence worsened again today.

Political Shakeup in the Drum Circle · Welcome to the age of the cajon.

Y’all Stupid · Y’all have oatmeal where your brains should be.

British & American Expressions · A surprising number of common phrases in the UK have impolite meanings here in America.

My Great American Novel · ‘Howard quietly emptied the contents of the cash register into his pocket and slipped out the back of his son’s preschool.’

Comeuppance · The new standard in placeholder text, without any unsightly red squiggles.

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